Where's Craig?

Who is that guy replacing Craig Kilborn? Should I care if he has a cute british accent? Where's Craig anyway? It's been a while since he disappeared.
At this hours of the day, I don't need joke or intelligent conversation on TV. Just give me something to look at before I fall a sleep.

Dear Diary,...
Today the stinky tunnel is super duper stinky, as if the regular stinkiness is not stinky enough.
Might get a mask to protect my nerve endings...
Can't wait to buy me a car this summer.

Get Drunk and Go to Heaven

The one who drinks gets drunk
The one who gets drunk goes to sleep
The one who goes to sleep does not sin
The one who does not sin goes to heaven
so let's all drink and go to heaven

I saw that posted on my team leader's desk today while waiting for another team leader to give me some training.

Stinky Tunnel

Everyday, I have to go through a stinky tunnel that connects my first train to my second train.
Today, having set my mind on American idol (yes, yes... I'm such junkie for some tv shows), I rushed & walked as soon as I can in the stinky tunnel



I remember thinking, wow, I'm walking so fast it almost feel like running. As a matter of fact, I think I'm actually doing some exercise by walking in the stinky tunnel. I think I should walk like this everytime I pass by the stinky tunnel. One, because it's stinky most of the time, secondly, maybe I can save a few seconds and probably get to the train whose door about to close and I don't have to wait another 10 mintes for the next one. And third, I feel like I am actually doing some short of excercise. Hey, maybe I should buy a pedometer & use it everyday to see how far I go per day.

Wow... I'm fast. I don't know I can walk this fast. Feel like I'm in a fast walk competition. No one is walking faster than me. No one catches me up.

And suddenly,... an old man pass me by.
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...
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and another passenger,
and then another...

Am I surrounded by Olympians?
Or maybe I should take it as a sign that I need to excercise?